Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...