Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...