Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...