Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...