Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...