Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
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Another costume
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A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
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A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
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