Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...