Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Tribute to the Marines
|A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...