Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
The blind skydiver
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Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Is he a good dentist?
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Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...