Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...