Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...