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Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
The Christmas airport
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What has four legs and smells like fish?
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A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
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OLD NEVER DIES 3
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