Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...