Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...