This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Dream flying planes
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Cat technical support problems
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New inventions by blondes.
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Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Traveling Saleman.
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Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!