Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...