What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.