How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...