Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...