Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...