N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
School dinners come on a plate!
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An amazing talking dog
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College Rules
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Prescription
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How to Hug
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Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Sprinklers
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Country Tunes
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Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...