Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...