Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
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Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
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What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...