Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...