A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!