Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...