Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...