A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...