Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband…
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
The Doc\’s affair.
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...