I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...