The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
A frog calls a psychic
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All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
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The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
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Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...