Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.