A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...