Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....