Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...