Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...