Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Some very common traits in two drunks
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Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....