Emacs acronyms
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The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...