A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:”Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions”...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...