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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
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Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
play bingo
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One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
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Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
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