Translations for men
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...