Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...