Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...