Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...