Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...