Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...