Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
bump the gatepost again
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Florida driver’s license!
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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
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Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Orange and Banana
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Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...