College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...