Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...