Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!